100+ Best WhatsApp Status (2016) – Funny, Love, Sad, Cute

WhatsApp Messenger is the most popular messenger app as well as one of the most downloaded app in the world. Almost everyone who owns a smartphone, specially an Android phone, uses WhatsApp on their devices to stay in touch with their friends and loved ones. So it becomes necessary to have a good profile picture as well as the best WhatsApp status on your profile, which is why we have created this article just for you.

There are many apps and websites from where you can get a nice status for your WhatsApp profile but the best status is the one that comes from your own mind. In this article, we are not only going to share some of the best funny, love and cute WhatsApp status, but also give you tips for coming up with your own unique status. I am pretty sure that you will love all the status in this article and if you do, then share the list with your friends also.

100+ Best WhatsApp Status of 2016

• A black cat crossing your path can do what a Red Light on traffic signal doesn’t!
• Congratulations!! My tallest finger wants to give you a standing ovation.
• I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about, right? I hate Mannequins! 😀
• Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
• Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.
• You can never buy love; but still you have to pay for it!
• I’m not lazy! I’m just on my energy saving mode.
• Don’t follow the herd, just be you!
• I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me alone.
• Bitextual people texts to two people at a time.

• Some people need a HIGH-FIVE, in the face with a chair.
• Can’t talk, telepathy only!
• I saw a shampoo with the title – “Rich-looking”. So I washed my purse!
• There is an essential app named ‘respect’ where you keep your phone away and speak to the person next to you.
• So I took an IQ test and scored negative.
• We are WTF generation – WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook!
• Everybody is so happy. I hate that!
• Cousins are created so that our Parents can compare marks.
• Read books instead of reading my status!
• Some people are such treasures that you really wish to bury them!
• Save water drink beer.
• I’m jealous of my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs
• A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
• Hey,you are reading my status again??
• I’m just having an allergic reaction to everything around me.
• I had to take sick day. I’m sick of those peoples.
• I’m the dude with cool attitude
• If I’ve learned anything from the Mayans, then it’s that not finishing a project doesn’t mean the end of world.
• Doing nothing is very hard thing to do because you never know when to finish.
• A lie is just a great story ruined by truth.
• I wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer.

More Funny, Cute and Love WhatsApp Status

• Zombies are looking for brain, don’t worry you’re safe.
• Yes I am smiling and you’re not the reason anymore.
• While I was driving my Audi, the alarm woke me up.
• God is really creative. I mean just look at me!
• Don’t get a partner, get a dog. They are loyal!
• It’s been 70+ years, Tom! You’re never going to eat Jerry.
• The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.
• Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???
• Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Every-time you look at your X and wondered Y?
• We men want the same thing from women that we want from underwear. Some support and some freedom.
• Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
• I will marry to a girl who look pretty in her voter ID card.
• Light travels faster than sound! That’s why people appear bright until they speak.
• Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
• My handwriting isn’t bad, I just have my own font.
• Don’t judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.
• My father always told me, ‘Find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.
• I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day!
• Who cares???? I’m freaking awesome!
• Having a best friend with the same mental disorder as you is a blessing.
• When I actually die, some people are going to get really haunted.
• I do not get drunk – I get awesome.
• People now-a-days look for WiFi rather than a Wife.
• Life is short, so smile while you still have teeth.
• When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…”
• I hate men but I’m not lesbian.
• When I Show you a picture on my phone; don’t swipe left, don’t swipe right, just look.
• Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.
• WARNING!! I know karate….. and some other words!!!
• People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
• LET’S F_CK – All I need is U.
• Time is precious so waste it wisely!
• When you eat a banana, never make eye contact. NEVER!
• Putting a “LOL” at the end wipes off your comment’s harshness.
• Don’t waste your time looking at my status.
• Love’s nothing for a tennis player.
• Don’t sleep until you’re hungry and eat until you’re asleep.
• Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver!
• The reason I’m fat is because a thin body can’t handle my personality.

• Don’t kiss behind the garden; love maybe blind but your neighbors are not.
• I don’t always lose my phone; but when I do, it’s on Silent mode.
• Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
• The early bird might get the worm, but the 2nd mouse will surely get the cheese.
• A relationship in which a person is always right & the other is Husband – Marriage.
• ‘Seen’ is the best ignorance SI unit.
• I am not arguing; I’m simply explaining why I am right!
• The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.
• Sometimes all you need is an empty place – for farting.
• Love is like fart. If you force it, It’s probably shit.
• C.L.A.S.S – Come Late And Start Sleeping! 🙂
• Please be patient! Even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.
• If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
• I’m not sarcastic, I am just intelligent beyond your understanding.
• A relationship is made for two, but some bitches are bad in math.
• A jealous woman does better research than FBI!
• Why there isn’t a day between Saturday & Sunday? I really need it.
• People call me Mike; you can call me tonight!
• You both are as useless as ‘a’ & ‘y’ in OKAY.
• Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to prostitute for a hug.
• In order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your opinion.
• I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
• Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!! 😛
• Don’t copy my status!
• 80% of boys have girlfriends! Rest 20% have intelligent brains.
• Maintaining a ‘Take it easy’ attitude can do wonders for your life.
• Go get some work done instead of looking at my funny WhatsApp status messages.
• I Like to study … Maths – NO, World History – NO, Chemistry – NO, GIRLS – YES!!!
• Stop looking here and do some work instead!
• Success comes first than work… in a dictionary.
• Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with U!
• The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight!
• Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.

These were some of the best WhatsApp status that you can set on your profile. If you liked it, then share it with your friends as well and keep checking as we publish more awesome lists of amazing WhatsApp status and quotes.